Man diagnosed with minor celebrity personality disorder

Dolloparse as Blessed, one of his split personalities.

Having a Multiple Personality Disorder can often lead to a lifetime of torment and endless therapy. However for Fred Dolloparse it has become a blessing in disguise. Dolloparse has been diagnosed with having an rare version of MPD where he has adopted the personalities of different celebrities. Amongst his personalities are famed 80's singer Belinda Carlisle, Yorkshire Cricket Pundit Geoffrey Boycott, Actor Brian Blessed and MP for Rochford and Southend East, James Duddridge. Dolloparse has little personality himself, so feels blessed to have this rare form of disorder.

'It has certainly given me something to talk about over recent years.' Beamed Dolloparse. 'I have become a mini celebrity in my home town of Cuntsthorpe. The only problem I have no control over which personality will come out any given time. Imagine the disappoint when my Geoffrey Boycott personality takes over me at the karaoke competition. And vica versa when Belinda Carlisle suddenly takes hold of me when I'm commentating on the Cricket for the BBC.' MP for Rochford and Southend East James Duddridge, has claimed that Dolloparse has made his life a living nightmare. 'I can't go to a conference now without some c**t asking me to a Brian Blessed impersonation. Dolloparse's unique ability to impersonate me and other minor celebrities has me completely redundant in the political spectrum.'

Duddridge - 'Dolloparse has made my life a misery' 

Dolloparse has utilized his disorder by appearing in pantomime at Great Yarmouth pier. The organizers are said to be delighted with his performances. 'It's ace! He's virtually a one man show.' Declared the Event manager. 'I get to put 4 faces on the poster. Occasionally Dolloparse himself turns up and that is a disappointment, but thats the risk you take.' Tickets for next years panto are now available at.  www.go-to-norefund.co.uk.