Not such Happy Days for Fonz

'I'd do it again.' - Winkler on beating up Robinson

Henry Winkler has said to have been deeply distressed and embarrassed about the recent confusion surrounding his recent arrest for intentional acts of arson, indecent exposure, gerbilling, and GBH on Time Team presenter Tony Robinson. The former Fonz was granted freedom of London city by local officials recently and according to sources close to the veteran actor, he took the ambiguous law rather too literary. 

Winkler - 'I'm not saying I'm the second coming. Thats for others to decide.'

'Henry has been working tirelessly to help kids with dyslexia and special needs,' said a spokesman for Winkler, 'he thought the declaration was a chance to really put his feet up and unwind. And what better way to do that than set fire to a chain of small fast food outlets, strip off naked and run round Wimbledon Common whilst simultaneously trying to fudge a small hamster up your arse. Tony just happened to be caught in the crossfire as Henry was expressing himself.'

Robinson - 'Winkler has rights, I must learn to accept that.' 

The honour has been handed to people since 1237 and traditionally gives people the right to drive sheep over London Bridge.  However Winkler is not the first celebrity to take liberties with his privileges. Dame Judi Dench publicly defecated outside the gates of Whitehall back in 2008 and also committed GBH on Tony Robinson. Tony Robinson won't be pressing charges against Winkler. 'They say lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place,' chirped the former Blackadder star. 'but I say good luck to him, and like I said to Dame Judi, if you have the freedom of the city then I can't complain should you choose to take a running knee to my groin and kick my teeth in.'